Richard Cohen Remains an Idiot, or "The Stupid! It Burns!"

Good lord...how is it that this man continues to be employed as a columnist? He should be relegated to the fringes of the blogosphere currently inhabited by the likes of yours truly.

Here's a gem:

It's important to state right off that nothing in Obama's record suggests he harbors anti-Semitic views or agrees with Wright when it comes to Farrakhan. Instead, as Obama's top campaign aide, David Axelrod, points out, Obama often has said that he and his minister sometimes disagree. Farrakhan, Axelrod told me, is one of those instances.

Note the bolded text, which I emphasize because, well, this is in the column's third paragraph. One hundred and forty words into a 787-word column. Which, well, doesn't really count as "right off," especially coming on the heels of two lead paragraphs that seek to connect Barack Obama to Louis Farrakhan, and then highlight some of Farrakhan's nastier past statements.

There follow seven more paragraphs on the evils of Farrakhan himself and those who say nice things about him. But that's okay, because in the last paragraph, Cohen writes:

I don't for a moment think that Obama shares Wright's views on Farrakhan. But the rap on Obama is that he is a fog of a man. We know little about him, and, for all my admiration of him, I wonder about his mettle. The New York Times recently reported on Obama's penchant while serving in the Illinois legislature for merely voting "present" when faced with some tough issues. Farrakhan, in a strictly political sense, may be a tough issue for him. This time, though, "present" will not do.

You know something, Richard? If you don't for a moment think something, you shouldn't waste your column insinuating it. And if you don't for a moment think something is true, then why in the name of All That Which Does Not Suck should it be a "tough issue" for Obama? Because the only reason it would be an issue is if idiots like you, who "don't for a moment" think Obama "shares Wright's views on Farrakhan," write columns in major newspapers claiming that this is a "tough issue" where "'present' will not do" for a response.

Of course, it's important to state right off that nothing in Cohen's column suggests he harbors anti-Obama views.