Et Tu, Teddy?

Seriously, this has to be from the Onion:

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Senator Ted Kennedy Betrays Women by Not Standing for Hillary Clinton for President

Ultimate Betrayal Felt by Women Everywhere

ALBANY, NY (01/28/2008; 1101)(readMedia)-- Women have just experienced the ultimate betrayal. Senator Kennedy’s endorsement of Hillary Clinton’s opponent in the Democratic presidential primary campaign has really hit women hard. Women have forgiven Kennedy, stuck up for him, stood by him, hushed the fact that he was late in his support of Title IX, the ERA, the Family Leave and Medical Act to name a few. Women have buried their anger that his support for the compromises in No Child Left Behind and the Medicare bogus drug benefit brought us the passage of these flawed bills. We have thanked him for his ardent support of many civil rights bills, BUT women are always waiting in the wings.

And now the greatest betrayal! We are repaid with his abandonment! He’s picked the new guy over us. He’s joined the list of progressive white men who can’t or won’t handle the prospect of a woman president who is Hillary Clinton (they will of course say they support a woman president, just not “this” one). “They” are Howard Dean and Jim Dean (Yup! That’s Howard’s brother) who run DFA (that’s the group and list from the Dean campaign that we women helped start and grow). They are Alternet, Progressive Democrats of America, democrats.com, Kucinich lovers and all the other groups that take women's money, say they’ll do feminist and women’s rights issues one of these days, and conveniently forget to mention women and children when they talk about poverty or human needs or America’s future or whatever.

This latest move by Kennedy, is so telling about the status of and respect for women’s rights, women’s voices, women’s equality, women’s authority and our ability – indeed, our obligation - to promote and earn and deserve and elect, unabashedly, a President that is the first woman after centuries of men who “know what’s best for us.”

Uhhhhhh...yeah, so, if endorsing anyone but Hillary is "the ultimate betrayal," I guess Judas, Brutus, and Benedict Arnold are off the hook, eh? And what exactly does that make the millions of women who have voted or are about to vote for any candidate but Hillary Clinton? I mean, Ted Kennedy isn't actually a woman himself, so he's not betraying his Own Kind...and wouldn't it be worse to betray your fellow women? I suppose not, since Kennedy's betrayal is "the ultimate," and "the greatest," meaning there can be none worse. Although, uh, not to dredge up old memories, but I'd have to think that the whole Chappaquiddick incident was maybe a bit more of a betrayal of women...but I guess it doesn't count unless the woman in question is politically tethered to Marcia Pappas and NOW.

This type of rhetoric is as reprehensible as the bile that is spewed from the right every time someone publicly opposes the foreign madness of King George XLIII. If you disagree with the wingnuts, you are a traitor to your country; if you disagree with NOW, you are "the greatest" betrayer of women. Whatever. Marcia Pappas needs to grow up.