Friday, September 14, 2007

Legendary Tough Guy Tom Knott Issues Me a Warning

Well looky here, looks like I've been put on notice not to get in the way of the "Gathering of Eagles" during their counter-protest this weekend. The warning comes courtesy of Mr. Tom Knott of the Washington Times:

This should be taken as a warning to the innocents who live in the region and the unlucky tourists who planned a vacation at the same time the nitwits of the nation planned a celebration of their insanity. Stay away from the downtown part of the city if it is at all possible. The start of the Million Nitwit March is Saturday.
Ooooh, hey, I'm an "innocent," and I "live in the region," he's talking to me! Of course, considering I actually live in the downtown part of the city will make it a bit difficult for me to avoid that area. You know what, though? Mr. Tom Knott's got me fired up about this! I'm gonna write to my senators and tell them to...oh, wait...I forgot, there are too many nitwits living in DC to trust us with representation...oh well, at least Tough Guy Tom is looking out for our best interests. Good thing, too, because otherwise the Bad Guys might win, and take away my precious democratic freedoms...oh, wait, I'm not fucking allowed to participate in this grand democratic experiment of ours, because there are too many nitwits living in DC. Guess I'll just have to leave it to Tommo, then. That's cool, though, 'cuz I hear he's so tough, he gargles with gasoline and chews rusty nails for breakfast...