David Broder: "Columnist"

From Broder's offering in today's WaPo:

While he was on his defensive spiel, Obama also urged people to ignore "crazy" rumors that he was Muslim, not Christian, or ever failed to recite the Pledge of Allegiance or take his oath to uphold the Constitution.

Aren't quotation marks fun? Let's try using them with David's WaPo bio:

David Broder is a twice-weekly "columnist" for The Post, "writing" on national politics. His column appears on "Thursdays" and Sundays.

UPDATE: added quotation marks to "Thursdays," since, well, today is a Wednesday.