Bienveniedo, or something.

This is my blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My blog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My blog, without me, is useless. Without my blog, I am useless. I must write my blog true. I must write straighter than my enemy who is trying to mock me. I must mock him before he mocks me. I will...
My blog and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My blog is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its code and its template. I will ever guard it against the ravages of comments and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my blog clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before Science, I swear this creed. My blog and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life...
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!