Mike Huckabee *Hearts* Me!

Via David Corn at Mother Jones, Mike "Loving Christian" Huckabee had this to say about folks like me in his 1998 opus, Kids Who Kill:

Men who have rejected God and do not walk in faith are more often than not immoral, impure, and improvident (Gal. 5:19-21). They are prone to extreme and destructive behavior, indulging in perverse vices and dissipating sensuality (1 Cor. 6:9-10). And they—along with their families and loved ones—are thus driven over the brink of destruction (Prov. 23:21)

Wow. I mean, I knew I was prone to "indulging in perverse vices and dissipating sensuality," but I really had no idea I was driving my family and loved ones over the brink of destruction along with me. Sorry about that guys! If only I was a well-behaved Christian lad, like David Huckabee, the pious son of a preacher man. (h/t: Michael D. at Balloon Juice)