Wednesday, December 26, 2007

BREAKING! DRINKING CAN LEAD TO SEX!

Absolutely stunning news on the Post's website today:

Study Links Drinking With Sex

Tuesday, December 25, 2007; Page HE02

Young adults who drink heavily are more likely than non-heavy drinkers to have multiple sex partners, studies have shown.

This makes such complete intuitive sense ("My god! Drinking can lead to sex?! We didn't know...WE DIDN'T KNOW!!!") that I feel compelled to follow this up with an "Oh you think so, doctor?"

...although apparently my college years were one heckuva statistical outlier...

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